@david_tull: Wow, according to the New York Times, just kidding, I have no idea what's going on.
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@SherBoBer: Lion King is my favourite movie about an innocent baby animal. Being framed for murder.
@Tharin_P: There are certain people who assume that I'm intelligent. These people aren't aware that I cannot tear off perforated paper.
@teacup_giraffe: You go for a run then post your route to Facebook. I dig a hole on that route then cover it with sticks and leaves. We both get exercise.
@neonwario: I excuse myself to the washroom before I order You walk in and see me, leaning towards the mirror repeating "I'll have the hamburger please"