@Amburglar_: "Wow! Go show your mommy!" -what I say to any child talking to me for more than 11 seconds.
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@JoeBerkowitz: The worst part about killing baby hitler is when you come back and everyone says "who?" but you still killed a baby.
@Dutch_50: I always regret making a good first impression because there is no way I can keep that shit up.
@Dani_Feld: I walked into a room full of men and they couldn't stop staring at me. Oh...wrong toilets.