@josePhDhoran: "Wow he's good" -possum at the morgue
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@Book_Krazy: [arrives at sales meeting with giraffe I bought last month] "Ok, did everyone bring a graph tracking your activity this month?" ME: uh oh
@shariv67: I wish my refrigerator would quit opening my bedroom door, staring at me, sighing and walking away.
@addyosmani: Wow, it's a beautiful day outside. I should probably do something. *closes the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen* ~ Developers