@CelebrityChez: Wow, what a day. I volunteered at a soup kitchen, caught up on my scrapbookin', went 2 baby shower, ran 9 miles, then told lies on twitter.
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@OakHill_: Me: I can't believe you read horoscopes, such garbage. Her: You're right. When are you shaving again? Me: Not til after the playoffs..why?
@BillArrundale: Tell a woman she has cute kids and she's all proud. Whisper it to her and she calls the cops.
@KenJennings: Folks I'm seeing Trainwreck tomorrow night. Then after the GOP debate, I might go to the new Amy Schumer movie! Yeah, I went there