@pixelatedboat: Wow, what a moving acceptance speech from John Lithgow:
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@DaddyJew: Sorry for teaching your kids to yell "STRANGER DANGER" whenever you tell them they can't have something LOL
@Parentpains: Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that.
@ryangriffiths: People that say "The worst kind of cut is a paper cut" probably haven't been stabbed in the face before.