@pixelatedboat: Wow, what a moving acceptance speech from John Lithgow:
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@slyoung5: Just want to apologize to all the unlucky women that have had to deal with my ex because I dumped him.
@mstern68: [after first date] Him: I had a great time, I'd love to see you again Her: Yes, we should do this again sometime but with other people
@eXentRic_: Excuse me waiter, I'm in a bit of a hurry, do you have something that has already been Instagrammed?
@OctopusCaveman: I want a doctor and a lawyer to do commentary on Home Alone and discuss the severity of the injuries and the liability of the homeowners.