@3sunzzz: Wow, your teeth are white.
Thanks. I'm just curious, what color were you expecting?
@LurkAtHomeMom: Have kids so you can regularly test the limits of your sanity by watching someone eat a starburst in 26 bites.
@ch000ch: i started vaping to fit in with my friends, who are mostly steam whistles
@MommaUnfiltered: I may not know much about a lot of things, but this fact I'm sure of:
A smoke detector battery will never go dead during the day.
@Boleyngirly: Turns out I can hold my breath with a pillow over my face way longer than an old person. Innocent mistake..
@ShutUpThatsWho: [Budapest airport]
IMMIGRATION: So what is your purpose for visiting Hungary?
ME: [holding huge bag of marbles] I wanna see the hippoes.