@3sunzzz: Wow, your teeth are white.
Thanks. I'm just curious, what color were you expecting?
@CVTBaby: You know how you have that ONE hoodie that no matter when or what you're eating -- you ALWAYS spill something on it? It's cuz you're a pig.
@loribuckmajor: "HOW MUCH FOR THE GREEN SMART CAR?"
"Ma'am, that's a watermelon"
@liv_thatsme: But HOW will u make America great again?
Trump: I'll make it like camp. A camp where u concentrate on how great I am. I'll call it a conce-
@Tuna_Lover: Balls Deep is not a accurate form of measurement.
@yoyoha: I don't have a summer home, but I do have several different email addresses.