@3sunzzz: Wow, your teeth are white.
Thanks. I'm just curious, what color were you expecting?
@wilco30: ''Your call is important to us......please enjoy this 40 minute long flute solo''
@lisaxy424: Cute skinny girls wearing weird mismatched clothes: hot quirky hipsters
Me wearing weird mismatched clothes: homeless lady from the 80s
@Lynseyjo1: To the girl with the nazi swastika avi that just rt'd me...... You just rt'd a Jew!!!! Enjoy your evening shalom
@causticbob: I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig.
It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.
@ANastyGorilla: If Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black were both drowning and you could only save one, would you grab a bite to eat or finish mowing the lawn?