@jewfacekilla: "Wow you're one of the nicest old ladies I've ever met!"- me, loudly to a random old lady so my mom can hear
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@OtherDanOBrien: Why yes, YouTube, I *did* want to watch part 5 when part 2 ended. How did you know?
@davedittell: "anything new with you?" not really "any cool projects at work? nope "meeting with friends?" no "seeing anybody?" why are you doing this?