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@krisv_723: Wow, you've got a lot of hickeys Kris.
Me: Busy weekend *winks
*remembers wrestling that octopus at the aquarium for giving me side eye.

Wow, you’ve got a lot of hickeys Kris. 
Me: Busy weekend *winks
*remembers wrestling that octopus at the aquarium for giving me side eye.

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