@LuvPug: Wrapping presents takes a LOT longer when your kid sneaks up behind you & cuts off your arm with an empty wrapping paper tube lightsaber.
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@SortaBad: "Brian did you remove some of the thread from your shirt logo?" Me: [clearly enjoying people calling me the Hug Boss] what? No probably not
@DothTheDoth: If you're in an old house & the basement door opens for no reason, go into that basement.
@BlindVigil: Fact: men are never too busy for sex. It's been clinically proven, 9 out of 10 men will find time for sex while fleeing a burning building.
@HepatitisAtoZ: chore hatred level: considering becoming a raw food vegan and drinking straight from the garden hose to avoid doing dishes