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@SirEviscerate: [Wrench factory]
BOSS: I'm proud to say it's been 250 days without an injury!
WORKERS: *celebrate by tossing all the wrenches into the air *

[Wrench factory]
BOSS: I’m proud to say it’s been 250 days without an injury!
WORKERS: *celebrate by tossing all the wrenches into the air *

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