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@david8hughes: "Write this down."
[Moses grabs tablet]
"Thou shalt have no other Gods bef-"
"Slow down, fella. It's gonna take me an hour to carve 'Thou'."

“Write this down.”
[Moses grabs tablet]
“Thou shalt have no other Gods bef-”
“Slow down, fella. It’s gonna take me an hour to carve ‘Thou’.”

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