@KentWGraham: Writers who become addicted to pseudonyms have to join Anonymous Anonymous.
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@JeffLoveness: If Batman gets to use a piece of Kryptonite against Superman, Superman should get to use a piece of Batman's parents. Fair is fair.
@toomanytoes: Cat burglar: Quietly steals all your valuables Dog burglar: Eats your ham, sleeps in bed with you for awhile, wakes you up to go out at 3am
@weinerdog4life: There is a button on my microwave that says "super clown" and I do not ever push that button