@Modern_Psyche: Writing a good suicide note is hard, especially if you don't know that person's handwriting.
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@Spaziotwat: Deodorant? I've never needed to buy any. People just give it me. Complete strangers sometimes
@NathanBgood: They take Opposite Day seriously here at El Sol. I love sushi/getting paid to eat, but the dead mariachi band is something of a mood-killer.
@girlontapas: I do things for others... Like when I'm drunk dancing by myself, Billy Idol style, and I save my friends from being seen with me.