@MooseAllain: Writing a song about getting my front door lock replaced. There’s a lovely key change at the end.
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@shariv67: Hello? I'd like to rent one bouncey house, please. How many will be using it? Just one. Her age? Uh. Four........ty-seven.
@ArfMeasures: ME: Jesus Christ, this is the slowest train I've ever travelled on BRIDE: Someone please get this prick off my dress
@Blunt_Sarcastic: If the inventor of the iPhone battery ever ends up on life support in a hospital, I hope the back up power source is an iPhone battery.
@semple42: She danced her way into his heart. -She was doing the robot tho, so she looked like an idiot.