@MooseAllain: Writing a song about getting my front door lock replaced. There’s a lovely key change at the end.
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@iYoungKhalifa: If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage..
@1Happytwit: Whoever left me in charge of all this booze is going to have a lot to answer for tomorrow.
@SethMacFarlane: Hey online media: "Comfortability" isn't a word. The noun you're looking for is "comfort." And it doesn't need you to give it a fancy hat.