@DepecheALAmode: Writing about 2 dinosaurs who hate crime. They make motorcycles & badges from the meteorite that killed their dino buds. Called TriceraCOPS!
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@TurnpikeTony: I really don't get Astrology but I just hope my daughter stays a Virgo until she's at least 18.