@ABurgerADay: Writing cuss words on the white space of textbook pages is marginally offensive.
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@juliussharpe: SiriusXM is broadcasting NASCAR because there's nothing more exciting than listening to people drive.
@heroinsdemise: Why do baby clothes have pockets? I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
@bingowings14: Snail cop: So tell me about the sloth that attacked you. Snail: It all happened so fast.
@DCpierson: I'm a Lit major. I did my thesis on why my car is in the front yard and I'm sleeping with my clothes on.