@juliussharpe: Writing is a great career when people like hearing what you have to say but don't want to look at you.
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@k_lli: My favorite part of the holiday party is getting to meet my coworkers' dates & find out who chooses to put up with these people for free.
@stopbylater: I always have an elaborate flow chart on hand in case people ask me "What's the worst that can happen?"
@HeidiCF8: I licked 8 lollipops and sealed them in ziplocs during my stomach flu if anyone needs to lose 5lbs by the weekend.