@juliussharpe: Writing is a great career when people like hearing what you have to say but don't want to look at you.
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@PurrrrrfectCat: If ignorance truly is bliss, my coworkers must be in a constant state of euphoria.
@markydoodoo: I like it when squirrels pop their dumb heads up in the middle of the street like "did I lock the tree?"
@LeonEarlgrey: baby proofing your house is easy, just lock your doors. There's no way they could get in unless there were like hundreds of them or somthing
@DiamondLou69: Is a person diagnosed with a Multiple Personality Disorder able to get a group rate from their therapist? Just asking for some friends.