@NoogsCorner: That awkward moment when Batman opens the condom compartment instead of the Batarang compartment in his utility belt.
@Awk0Tacoo: Every chick magazine ever:
You're beautiful and are perfect just the way you are!
How to loose ten pounds in ten days you fat, ugly cow.
@upsidedowntrash: [behind a customer in line at a coffee shop who is taking forever to decide what to order]
me: hey.
them: yeah?
me: try the coffee.
@chris_coltrane: TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS EXPLAINED:
1) Rich people make money
2) It "trickles down" to offshore banks
3) Government closes libraries/hospitals
@dumbbeezie: Door: PULL.
Me: Don't tell me what to do.
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