@MensHumor: WTF IS THAT!
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@fillthevacuum: Doggy day care is like a regular day care except you have to enter from the rear.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: [Batman at McDonald's] What's your chicken sandwich called? -A McChicken And the rib? -A McRib [pulls out his batwallet] I like your style.
@AlexRogaski: Wife: The police are here asking about a break in at the pet store Me from within a pile of puppies: Tell them I'm not here.