@krustythe_klown: WTH! @ The audience that just sat and watched the first ever magician to saw a lady in half.
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@VaguelyFunnyDan: (Arrives in rescue boat to aid sinking cruise ship full of today's pop artists, saves only Lorde and Sia, speeds away)
@boxergraphix: #Itssocoldthat..A streaker froze in mid-streak! The town council just stuck a plaque on him and pretended he was a Greek statue until spring
@peachgrenade: It's ironic that my sitcom about Abraham Lincoln was shot in front of a live audience.