@thenatewolf: Wu-Tang is my favorite 15 person rap group and reaction to a beverage.
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@northcoastkevin: [gets pulled over by the cops] Cop: sir, you need to have 2 or more people in your vehicle to drive the HOV lane. Me: check the trunk.
@Masquerage: I forgot my phone so I asked this guy what time it was. He said "time to get a watch" & laughed. So I kicked him in the balls. It was 6:30.
@TheHyyyype: ME: *sighs* yep, story of my life EDITOR: please stop saying that every time you hand me a draft of your autobiography
@Phook75: The best time to leave the country is when a demonic voice screams your name from inside a locked basement