@ilovepie84: WW2 started from a game of telephone when Hitler said " I hate shoes"
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@Brianhopecomedy: UGH, I was planning this big romantic dinner for two and then my wife called to say she'd be home.
@fanofhell: Cop: show us where the hamburgers are, hamburglar Hamburglar: you've got the wrong guy. I steal ham. You're thinking of hamburgerburglar
@foursquids: Can't believe people still say "pot" it's not the 70s anymore we call it "saucepan" now