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@ohthatbadger: X: I hate when the cat just stands like that, frozen. Why does he do that?
Me: He's on paws.
X: …
Me: 😁 On… paws.
X: I hate you so much.

X: I hate when the cat just stands like that, frozen. Why does he do that?
Me: He’s on paws.
X: …
Me: 😁 On… paws.
X: I hate you so much.

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