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@pleatedjeans: [Xmas morning]
wife: Honey, is this a dolphin? We agreed no dolphins.
"dolphin-shaped gift flopping wildly under tree*
me: JUST OPEN IT

[Xmas morning]
wife: Honey, is this a dolphin? We agreed no dolphins.
“dolphin-shaped gift flopping wildly under tree*
me: JUST OPEN IT

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