@candace_9871: Yah I ordered a large pizza but it's thin crust/ light cheese so basically it's a salad .
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@RadOrDie: I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends.
@omgthatspunny: The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
@rolldiggity: Prince: "The slipper fits! You're the girl I met!" Girl: "I wasn't even at the ball. This is a common shoe size." Prince: "YOU'RE THE GIRL!"
@rickkondell: The best part about pooping with the bathroom door open in the morning is being able to see everyones face at Starbucks.