@StephenBCramer: Yahoo news reports that Johnny Manziel was forced to sit in the middle seat of an airliner. I guess they should have let him fly the plane.
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@randomnloveit: If people are going to judge me they should at least hold up scorecards so I know how I'm doing.
@InternetHippo: [my cell phone rings] ME (a person who pays a monthly fee to allow this): Ugh why is this happening
@just1fool: Nothing much worse than being forced to listen to someone else's music and not be able to tell them their taste is shit.
@UpDocInc: I have twin brothers named Juan and Amal. I only carry a picture of one of them because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.