@girl_a_whirl: Y'all tweet like you don't know it only takes 2 doctors to commit you.
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@jonnysun: i once saw a pigeon on the subway & it got off at the financial distribct & all i coud think was "cool. that bird makes more money than me"
@peachesanscream: Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
@Iwriteforcats: Jake and the Cat Man: One man solves crime, the other spends the entire show being startled by thunder.