@girl_a_whirl: Y'all tweet like you don't know it only takes 2 doctors to commit you.
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@timdonakowski: After weeks of being called lazy, not only did I put up all our Christmas decorations today, I also took them down.
@PrettyInCamo11: I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think, "I'd tap that."
@Parentpains: After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't help but question my companies' commitment to success.