@girl_a_whirl: Y'all tweet like you don't know it only takes 2 doctors to commit you.
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@pleatedjeans: Forget a beach bod I want a bat's bod give me giant fangs and the long, leathery wings I need to rule the night
@xLiserx: BF: Come over. Let's do sex. Me: I'm tired. BF: I have tacos. Me: It's late. Brendan Fraser: I won't make you watch my movies. Me: On my way
@brendanmcginley: Cleveland checks its makeup in the mirror, promises itself this time with LeBron won't be like before.