@lchap83: Y'all. Y'all.
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@spacej_me: Sorry you handed me your baby and I immediately put it in the garbage I thought that's what we were doing.
@Lisa_Laughs_: I'd like to thank my exs for encouraging me to learn about cars. Like how to cut the break lines, hoses, or discreetly slash a tire.
@topaz_kell: [impatiently yells] "What do I have to do to get a margarita around here??" And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.