@notfaizzy: Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony; he stuck a feather in his hat, and called it macaroni... That folks, is what drugs do to you.
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@krisv_723: So, what's the suspension like on one of these? Does it have good road handling? What's the spring rate? ~ me, bra shopping
@bourgeoisalien: The older I get, the less judgy I am of Norman Bates spending his life with a dead lady in a chair
@charstarlene: I can't wait to get married and communicate my disdain solely through aggressive dishwashing.
@ValeeGrrl: 5yo: [loudly whispers] MOMMY, SEE? WE'RE LETTING YOU AND DADDY SLEEP! AREN'T WE DOING GOOD? Me: [in bed] Yeah. You're doing GREAT.