@J_Dazzle76: Yawning is your body's way of saying 20% battery left
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@UNTRESOR: A person running around with a laptop chasing an unsecured WiFi signal looks eerily like a cat chasing a laser pointer.
@causticbob: I walked a girl home last night, and things got a little awkward at one point. She turned around and found out I was walking her home.
@RunwayDan: Sometimes when life closes one door it opens another, because apparently life is trying to air condition the whole damned neighborhood.
@HatfieldAnne: “What Would Princess Diana Look Like If She Was Alive Today?” I clicked on this. Older.