@J_Dazzle76: Yawning is your body's way of saying 20% battery left
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@phalguy: My girlfriend's ex won't leave her alone. I'd drive there and do something about it if my wife would just give me the keys.
@AndyShulk: If you run through an airport yelling "Marybeth I love you don't go!" then you can cut through so many lines of people who like romance.
@Shadrach451: I refuse to stay at a Holiday Inn until they publicly specify what holiday they are referring to.