@lydiagreer: Yea...sure! I was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today
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@Just_BCS: Wine - you're gonna sleep good Beer - you're probably going to hit on your cousin. Whiskey - everyone will see your genitals.
@VaguelyFunnyDan: Holy shit a street psychic just stopped me & said I'm a special person who cares deeply about some things & I'm freaking 'cause that's SO me
@wickedimproper: Note to the 82 year old widow who won the Powerball jackpot last night: Sup, girl?