@lydiagreer: Yea...sure! I was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today
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@CanadianCyn: The garbage man is late. I think he's been cheating on me with some other piece of trash.
@Darlainky: The inventor of the elevator should be credited for the birth of awkward silence as well.
@krautsider: Top 4 horrified face expressions: 4. dragged away by crocodile 3. stabbed by serial killer 2. mauled by bear 1. no toilet paper