@lydiagreer: Yea...sure! I was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today
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@notfaizzy: Me: hello, police? I think I'm living with a murderer! Last night, she came home with a body... Crap! She just came in. Cat: *meow*
@TheMichaelRock: I've seen enough episodes of "Cops" to know that you should avoid all people with blurry faces.