@KevinFarzad: Yeah, cigarettes make you cool but they also take years off your life. Those are just two benefits.
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@carlyken: Beware of girls like Princess Peach. She seems cool at first but she ends up in some other dude's castle far too often to be a coincidence.
@novicefather: Pro tip: If a woman asks you how she looks, the correct answer is not "like Dan Aykroyd."