@KevinFarzad: Yeah, cigarettes make you cool but they also take years off your life. Those are just two benefits.
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@ceejoyner: A solid knife fighting strategy is to move clockwise in increasingly larger circles until you reach a safe running distance.
@Elizasoul80: Sometimes I put a vase of flowers outside to let other flowers know that if they try to be prettier than me, I'll cut their legs off too.
@Ristolable: 100% of car accidents happen within exactly five miles of something. If you're within five miles of anything right now, move.