@heymonroe: Yeah, conservatives. I will marry a dog. I'll marry 12 dogs. I'm a dog mormon now.
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@Diversion50: "Get Well Soon" is a lovely thing to write on a card for someone whose home is without a water supply.
@john_vavra: WOMAN: pls help, theres a man outside terrorizing me 911: haha aww that just means he likes you MURDERER (at window): HEY SHUT UP I DO NOT
@robfee: I would watch a reality show that's nothing but goth kids trying not to smile while riding on a jet ski.