@heymonroe: Yeah, conservatives. I will marry a dog. I'll marry 12 dogs. I'm a dog mormon now.
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@Sassafrantz: [Ghost Hunters] This ghost is a male, probably in his 40's -how'd u figure that out? He went bat shit crazy when we turned the thermostat up
@Kryzazy: If we call people named David, Dave for short, does that mean Flava Flav’s real name was Flavour Flavid?
@TheMichaelRock: The best salesperson ever was the first woman to shave off her eyebrows and draw them back on, then convince a second woman to do it.
@jwoodham: Just heard a dad threaten to spank his screaming son "in front of the world." Stand your ground, kid. There's no way he has that technology.