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@zachheltzel: "Yeah girl, lick my ass." - stamps
@CouchPotShots: I imagine by now all you Evian drinkers have read the name backwards?
@smutmidget: AA meeting
@BackrowSeats: I try contributing to society but it keeps insisting I take it back.
@Kyle_Lippert: Coming soon to NBC: She's a lawyer who, you guessed it, doesn't play by the rules. And he's a doctor who, right again, pees sitting down.
@jokeymcjokeface: If your name is Ella and you haven't opened a seafood restaurant called Salmonella's, what are you doing with your life?