@Tmoney68: Yeah, I'm allergic to wheat, but I really like it so I eat it anyway. I'm a real gluten for punishment.
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@MooseAllain: A cropped version of my wind turbines cartoon seems to be doing the rounds. It’s by me, if you see it.
@juliussharpe: I root against my college football team. That place put me $80,000 in debt. It'd be like rooting for the bank that holds your mortgage.
@jake_lach: My neighbor and I accidentally made eye contact today when she caught me making a sandwich in her kitchen
@laffytakky: In the past hour I've dropped my phone and my computer. Let me hold your crying baby.