@wittwitbarista: Yeah....seems legit. *dusts off hands* another customer satisfied.
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@ninjadinosaur1: There is no law stating that you have to explain why you're carrying a purse full of hair when going through security.
@myonlymizztake: These drawstring pajama pants practically fall down when I don't tie them, so I guess another piece of birthday cake is in order.
@kumailn: 7:55 pm: Pours Diet Coke over fries to prevent self from eating them. 8:03 pm: Eats soggy Diet Coke fries.