@wittwitbarista: Yeah....seems legit. *dusts off hands* another customer satisfied.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@sandjoeman: I love when people tell me they'll "see me in hell" as if I'm not gonna weasel my way out of those plans too.
@thatUPSdude: The show Hoarders is like a snooze button for cleaning your house, "My place isn't that bad, I can go another week"
@batkaren: Welcome to Super Villain University. Please refer to the enclosed packet for a sample course offering:
@OhNoSheTwitnt: My coworker has inspirational quotes up in her cubicle and one of them says "choose your destiny" so I guess she plays Mortal Kombat too.