@helltotheyaya: Yeah, sex is awesome. But have you ever put clothes on straight out of the dryer?
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@Black__Elvis: Just found a hole in my sock and now I'm worried that the whole drawer might be pregnant.
@HammerFist3: Cat owner : wow my pet cat really likes you Me: yeah well that's just because I have at least 2 sardines in my left pocket at any given time
@pharmasean: My sons kidnappers: if u ever want to see your son alive, press 1. Para Español marque dos Me: ugh i just want to speak to a real person