@Book_Krazy: Yeah sex is great, but have you ever rubbed your eyes for a really long time? O. M. G.
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@gobmentcheese: I like to stand next to a stranger on the elevator and whisper, "I read what you said on the internet."
@Underchilde: I hate it when I have lots of visitors but only enough chloroform for one and have to use it on myself.
@shariv67: Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja.