@Book_Krazy: Yeah sex is great, but have you ever rubbed your eyes for a really long time? O. M. G.
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@That_Damn_Duck: You block or unfollow me because I follow or retweet someone you don’t like. Kindergarten called & said you left your maturity level there.
@SomthinBoutSara: You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. USA! USA!
@WhaJoTalkinBout: My first subtweet was in the 3rd grade when I added extra glitter to Nathan's Valentine.
@PAT_E_ROCK: BREAKING NEWS: Due to the horrible conditions at Sochi, the Olympics have been moved to a much safer place.. Chernobyl.