@ArrowsOfTheSun: Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality?
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@kelkulus: What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this!
@david8hughes: [moses parts sea] Slaves: wow! Why we running away if u can do shit like that? Lets go back & claim the pyramids Moses: thats my only trick
@DrCephalopod: *moisturizes hands* *dies of starvation in the bathroom because I can no longer turn the doorknob*