@badbanana: Yeah, well, I didn't exactly want to be late for work today either but it's not like hot wings can shave themselves out of chest hair.
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@TravLeBlanc: I see from the Before and After pictures that not only did she lose weight using the product, it also gave her a tan, makeup, and a smile.
@davedittell: they say if you love something let it go but tell that to my dead husband I dropped into a volcano from this helicopter and he'd disagree
@Douchekevin: Four 6 year old girls playing quietly at 7am is called a horde of elephants having a foot race.
@shamans_heal: The doctor wants me to start eating healthier to add years to my life. It's like he doesn't realize I'm married.