@BlindChow: Years ago I tried on my sister's bra, couldn't undo the clasp & was too embarrassed to ask for help. I'm still wearing it. I live in shame.
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@SteveSuckington: Is it still illegal to run someone over with your car if they're wearing camouflage?
@robfee: Here lies Aunt Brenda. Trampled to death on the day after Thanksgiving trying to save $18 on a crock pot. Rest in peace, sweet angel.
@HatfieldAnne: Whom the gods would destroy, they first give the WORST leg cramp and you can’t even get up fast because the cat is on you.
@ItsAndyRyan: Murderer: Which of the three of you to kill – it's quite the dilemma Me: Technically that's a trilemma Murderer: OK now it's easy