@BrettDruck: Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work because the dog just goes "Cool, now we're both barking!"
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@ARealTinderella: Whenever I tinker with the idea of a having a relationship, I go spend a night with my married friends.
@andylassner: "I haven't accomplished much but I will harshly judge the hard work of others" -Critics
@4boding: My daughter asked me to help her find a job because she’s learned enough in school. She’s 5.