@BrettDruck: Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work because the dog just goes "Cool, now we're both barking!"
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@JermHimselfish: Me: And then, for absolutely no reason, they changed the stars to hearts! We were all so mad Syrian Refugee: omg please send me back
@Underchilde: I sure get a lot of compliments on my people skills for someone who flips off 10 people every day.
@leechee420: Accidentally ate the sticker on my apple. This wouldn't have happened if it had been a Snickers.