@merican_ninjy: Yelling out "Stranger Danger!" is a good way to say no when a cashier asks for your zip code.
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@stats_canada: 85% of Canadian moms need you to fix their computer this afternoon
@livingnBoston: I updated my drivers on my laptop and now I have all kinds of pop ups...thanks Microsoft!
@Kraz60: Of course I believe you are God's gift to women. He gave us periods and painful childbirth. Why not you too?
@TheCatWhisprer: Online shopping is all fun and games until you have to get up and get your credit card from the other room.
@novicefather: [william shakespeare as an 8yo] dad: bedtime william: dost thou not... dad: [interrupting] STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!
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