@shutupheav: Yelling REEEEEMIX, when your boss stutters on a conference call is looked down upon.
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@TheJollygunner: Next to my high school yearbook photo it said "Most Likely To Fold Under Pressure". In your face, haters! I SUCK at timed origami contests.
@zero3_benz: You ever notice that the most dangerous thing about marijuana is getting caught with it?
@itshotterhere: 9: Daddy, what starts with F and ends in UCK? my face: *look of horror* 9: firetruck! What else? me: nervous laugh *pours another drink*