@Metalligretch: Yelling "wooooo" when the singer says the name of your town is what separates us from the animals.
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@RuthePhoenix: Ever miss somebody so much that you wonder why you became a sniper in the first place?
@_thatigirl: 83 yo man, "You speak pretty good English for a Chinese girl". Me: "I'm caucasian". Him, "Well, any kind of Asian looks Chinese to me".
@Paige__xxx: Me: tries to sleep Brain: M: B: M: B: M: B: if one synchronized swimmer drowns do the others have to drown too?