@bridger_w: Yelp review: Excellent food, friendly service. That said, I did notice a smudge on a window and was forced to set the building on fire
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@Black__Elvis: They say the camera adds ten pounds so my girlfriend only needs to lose about four or five cameras before bikini season.
@MandiAtRandom: Forgot to do laundry again. I bet everyone at work is going to love my prom dress.
@beefman138: I have done about 300 crunches for my new exercise routine. 299 of them are Nestlé.