@jonnysun: "yer a magician, harry" hagrid said to hary houdini when he graduted magic academy
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@IntrepidDeviant: What if Jesus actually walked on Walter and that whole water thing was a typo that no one corrected coz there was no Twitter?
@BrosConfessions: "As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are " I haven't started either"
@abhorrent_wife: Sometimes I'll show my husband the chewed up food in my mouth just so he's reminded of the delicacy and beauty of the flower he chose.
@WildeThingy: It's not that I think I'm out of your league. Its more that I'm not even sure we're playing the same sport.