@weinerdog4life: Yes, 911, that guy just fed my house letters again.
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@TheDailySchmuck: I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are white such as Joey, Phoebe and Rachel. And I can't forget Chandler.
@AminaMarx: update: the light went out in my fridge so i had to eat everything so it wouldn't get scared
@WheelTod: My wife has just come home and asked how things went with the baby. Now in mild panic mode as I thought she took the baby along with her
@TheMichaelRock: You know that confused look that old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad.