@GinRumMe: Yes, autocorrect, I wanted to ask if she was all tight. Thank you. Now I know.
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@KateWhineHall: Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out.
@kelkulus: Women say they want a guy who can make them laugh. I'd probably have done better if they'd specified that they didn't mean by tickling.
@sweet_pea707: Me: I'm feeling frisky yet stabby. Do you want to come over? Him:... Me: Good answer