@LogicLaughs: Yes autocorrect, I was trying to find some 'amazon' weed
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@ceejoyner: No human will ever understand humiliation like a dog who happens to run into a wolf while wearing a sweater.
@KalvinMacleod: WIFE: I want u to be more spontaneous ME: ok [later] ME: *hides in closet with goalie mask on waiting for her to walk by*
@MikalBershawn: *Kanye trips and falls* SUCH A GENIUS! WHAT A POETIC DEMONSTRATION OF HOW HIS ANCESTORS FELL TO SLAVERY AND ROSE AGAIN *jaden smith cries*
@997omar: Whenever I meet a new baby, I stand still and let it come up to me and smell my hand first before I try to pet it